- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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