- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Where's my tractor?

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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