- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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