- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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