- Anti Joke

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

knock knock go away

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.