What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Global Warming.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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