- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Carlton

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Rick Perry.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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