Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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ASSCHEEKS

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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9/11.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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