- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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