Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

So a seal walks into a club...

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

I like to eat.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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