yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Knock knock, come in.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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1+1= 69

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Anti Joke

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