Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Rick Perry.

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