A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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The jets are a good team..

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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