Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

American healthcare.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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