- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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