What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Turtles

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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i have aids and a chode

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Global Warming.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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No joke.

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ekoj

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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