What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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