a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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An antijoke

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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