What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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live babies

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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