- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a black guy with rights in 1924

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

A baby seal walks into a club

An antijoke

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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