LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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does this look unsure to you?

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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