How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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this is not a joke.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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