- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

American healthcare.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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