how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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does this look unsure to you?

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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