A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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