- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Goat balls.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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