- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

pull my finger (farts)

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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