Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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