What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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