Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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