- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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