A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Anti Joke

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