- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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