- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

H o m o comes out as homo

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How about that airline food?

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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