What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Wait! hundred billions!

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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