- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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