- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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