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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

class is canceled. My professor died.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A dyslexic blind man

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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