someone called someone else a frog

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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