- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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