- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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