- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What do we call Osama? Osama

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Democracy.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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