welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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