why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Anti Joke

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