Nobody cares maddie!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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