- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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