Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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