- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

SHUT UP JP

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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