- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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