- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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