- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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