- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

an ethopian thanksgiving

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

think twice or at least think

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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