Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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what is 3+3= 8

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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