"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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