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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Knock Knock. Not home.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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