roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

penis. nuff said.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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