What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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why dont they make black forks

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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. . I am a whale

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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