so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Maths.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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