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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why are white people white? I don't know

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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