- Anti Joke

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

SHUT UP JP

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.