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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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