- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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