You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

hers a joke... japanese people

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Anti Joke

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