Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Penis

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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