why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

yolo your orange looks orange

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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