A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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