- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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