What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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