A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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why dont they make black forks

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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