- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

My mom

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Knock Knock Who's There Me

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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