- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Pickles

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

God is real.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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