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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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