- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

kieran is a homosexual

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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