How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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i like turtles

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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