- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Where can I apply for janitor school?

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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