I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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