- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

penis. nuff said.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

I enjoy Popcorn

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

You know what's funny? Rape

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