- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

hey hey apple

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Women's Rights

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

I'm Polish.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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