- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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