- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??