- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Gay rights.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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