How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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