- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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