- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Gay rights.

What's stupid a light bulb.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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