Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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j.p. is dumb

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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girls basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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