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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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