Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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