- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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