- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

i like turtles

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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