When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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The FCC

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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