- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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