Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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