- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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