Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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