How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

I used to know what alzheimers was

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Hey how is your wife and my kids

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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