- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Indians

What's one plus one? two.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??