- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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